What NOT to say to a pregnant lady!

Throughout my pregnancy so far, I've had lots of comments made about how I look, how I am/should be feeling, and what's to come, along with some advice (sought after or otherwise). Some of these comments I appreciated and then others....not so much. At the time, it can tend to bring up emotions such as offense, and anger...among other things. But looking back, these comments turn into comical moments that can be fun to share. Personally, I am more low-key and usually I will keep my thoughts (and words) to myself if someone says something that I find...how should I put this?...rude. However, there are many women out there who would not bite their tongue in that sort of situation. With that said, I have created a list (mostly from my own, first hand experiences) of some things that you should NOT say to a pregnant lady, and also, the response you might receive if you were able to hear my thoughts. Enjoy! (Warning: Those with no sense of humor should not read!)

1. "You can't even tell you're pregnant!" 
Unless this woman is at the VERY BEGINNING of her pregnancy, this statement is NOT okay!

My thought: None of my pre-pregnancy pants fit, INCLUDING STRETCHY ONES, none of my old shirts cover my entire stomach because it's too big now, and you're telling me I don't look any different than before?? So basically, I've been fat all along! Great, this information will certainly be useful while I'm scrutinizing myself in the mirror for the next 2 weeks! Much appreciated!  

2. "Stop complaining, I've given birth 15 times and pregnancy is NOT that bad."

My thought: Oh really? Well this is my first go round and right now IT'S KICKING MY ASS now shut up before I have to kick yours, Supermom!!!

3. "Just wait, there's more to come!"

 My thought: Unless you're my mom, mother-in-law, or someone who is currently pregnant, do not say this to me. I'm perfectly aware that it's going to get more uncomfortable and inconvenient. I have plenty of pregnancy books, magazines, pamphlets, and people telling me so!

4. "There's no way you can already feel the baby!"

My thought: I felt the first flutters at around 13 weeks...maybe sooner! I talked to my doctor about it, along with my mom and a few other women and they all said the same thing. Yes, that's the baby! He's not doing karate or anything but a flutter, yes, it happens! Don't tell me what I am/am not feeling!

5."Are you really going to eat that?"

My thought: I eat extremely healthy for the most part. Whatever it takes to keep my baby healthy! So if you aren't around me all the time to look at what I'm eating, don't criticize me for one trip to taco bell if that's what I'm craving! The baby will be perfectly fine....and since you are so health conscious, I'm sure you know that big mac that you're chowing down on is SUPER healthy for you!

6."Can't you just settle for this?"

My thought: Here, I am referring to when I have a craving for a SPECIFIC thing. NO i cannot just     let it go and have whatever is there. Whatever craving I'm having WILL NOT go away until I have what it is that I'm craving. If I'm craving peaches, an apple is not going to cut it! It might sound like I'm being a brat but honestly, that's just the way it is....now, where's my peach?!

7. "Bro, I feel sorry for you, your wife must be going crazy!"

This comment is one directed at my husband.

My thoughts: Exactly WHY do you feel sorry for him?! Pregnancy hormones can sometimes bring on some crazy emotions but it's not like I became bi-polar over night or something! I'm not some lunatic berating him for every little thing he does! This is a HAPPY time for us and most of the time, that's how I feel and act...happy! Now get your negative comments the hell out of here or you just might see some of that CRAZY come out!!!

8. "I bet you miss your favorite wine/beer/etc!"

My thoughts: Why yes, I do!! Thank you for reminding me that I CAN'T have it and won't be able to for a long while! Here's to another night of being the permanent DD! You're so very kind....

9. "It's gonna hurt SO BAD!"

My thoughts: Thank you for the news flash! I thought it would be painless! Glad to know ahead of time, thanks to you!

10. "That's an....interesting name you've chosen"

My thoughts: Well I'm glad you find it so fascinating! My husband and I both love it though and think it will suit our child perfectly! We'll make sure our next child's name is approved though you first, though!

These are just some of the comments that I have been through or could come up with at the moment. I'm sure within these next 5 months I will experience many more, and when I do, I'll make sure to post them right here =]